Next Run - 07th July 2013 at 4PM + Photos & Words

Your Hares: Skidmark & Sherpa

Location: Meet - Corner of Waterworks & Glenquarie Place (Gap Tavern turn off) UBD Page 158 - G/2

Time: 4 PM on Sunday 07th July 2013

Last Run: According to XXXX, Crown Lager & Tooheys New:


It could have been wet 
Cold after the sun went down
Charming host - and Whopper was ok too,
Food was excellent (vegi food was good)
The view from the venue was superb
Skidmarks hairy body keeps him warm
Best Location ever
Trail was playing hide and go seek 
Some were blazing their own trail

The Hares, Wopper and Flower take a Down Down. Indeed they were charming & the feast hit the spot for the clear cold evening. Thanks Hares 

Next Run: 02nd June 2013 at 4 PM + Photos

Your Hares: Wopa & Flower

Location: Runs starts in Boggo Rd. UBD page 179 R/2 - turn off Annerley Rd by the Police Station.

Time: 4 PM

The Hares are setting their first run for the SH3, so come and celebrate with these renowned characters.

Last Runs photos:

Wopa utters an expletive at sighting another check

Hashers who clearly don't have a clue as to whether their coming or going

Wearing one of Skiddy's & Sherpa's Hash T shirts guarantees a down down

A Virgin to SH3 came in her slippers, at least they weren't new.

Next Run - 05th May 2013 at Iron Bark Gully with a 4 PM start

Location: Iron Bark Gully, Samford Rd, Ferny Hills. UBD page 117 F/17

Hares: Stubby & Schnapps

Specials: Catering will be by "Pot Luck" - bring something to share.

Last Run:

Access to the last run was via the "Pearly Gates" - was this a practice run for the real thing? Must have been because we had the "Beer Family" involved? 

As the thunder crashed around us the RA chanted "rain rain go away". This of course didn't matter to those lucky few who found themselves in a tunnel at just the right time, they spent the time "knitting" and trying to decided if it was On or Back. The rain ceased and it was On On. 

Sherpa clutches her halo as she nears the Pearly Gates with Flower.

The timing was perfect

Two Beers are always better than one!

Welcome to Baggins who held us spellbound with his tails of Africa.

We were well fed and the RA entertained us at the Circle, what more could we ask for - more Beer perhaps. Thanks guys, a fun run.

Next Run - Sunday 07th April 2013 - Time: 4 PM

Your Hares: The "Beer" Family

Location: Under the Albert Bridge - Chelmer

Time: NEW WINTER TIME: 4 PM on 07th April 2013

Last Run Report & Photos:

This is Biggus Fish whom Biggus Dickus passed in the stream while setting the run, if only Dickus had followed the  paper we wouldn't have had to put up with all the Cods Wallop.

Skiddy gave Down Downs to Bootee for doing the run in a Ball Gown, Rader for just turning up and Sherpa for being tickled pink

According to our GM:
Bootee and I had covered the ground to be marked some weeks before the run. On the day rain came in so bad that the GM was wet all the way to his Biggus but halfway during the run fell into "the drink" twice. I was swept down stream for a bit but managed to get back on soggy land. The silly GM tried to complete the trail but "passed out" on a creek bed in almost complete darkness. Talk about running the "shitty trail". I swam it.
Sorry folks for worrying about me. Except, Radar - this run would have made one of your mud runs look very easy. I did hear from those on the run that "how could the Hare get lost, all he had to do was to knock on a door to find directions" Who from?? Toad hall. I did pass out for a while. Bit of a worry but thanks to you who came looking for me. Biggus On On.

According to the Hash:
Biggus we all enjoyed the run and if you'd made it to the Circle you'd have loved the grub that Bootee laid on. A big thank you to you both.

Next Run - 03rd March 2013 at 5 PM

Next Run: 03rd March 2013 at 5 PM

Your Hares: Bootee and Biggus Dickus

Location: John Goss Reserve, enter from Maundrell Terrace, Chermside West - Start 5 PM
The park closes at 6pm so cars will need to be parked just above the bus stop above the enterance on Maundrell Terrace, or moved before 6. UBD page 119 - J/16

Chinese New Year, what a cracker!!!!!!

We met at the Rotary park. As its the Year of the Snake some made lots of banter about swollen rivers   displacing snakes but most knew better. We were to wade in the water a few times on our tour of the Highvale area. Checks were fun and there was at least one song on the way.
Spice Girl hosted a drinks stop and we hung around long enough for Radar to catch up, the hips on the mend.The usual Chinese New Year feast was washed down with lots of laughter, and oh everybody was a winner at the Raffle - our thanks to Skiddy & Sherpa for that.

Rumourmonger and Spice Girl had an intrepid trail laid

The Beers said XXXX and hung back waiting for the tide to go out

Wopa and Bite and Suck are our star interjectors and they received a down down for their efforts

The Hares were wished a Gong Xi Fa Cai and Skiddy gave them a down down

Lying Loo has never been Verbal's style, but he showed some tonight!!!! 

Thanks Rumourmonger and Spice Girl, its a yearly event we always look forward to and we are never disappointed. On On

Chinese New Year Run is next - 03rd Feb 2013

Your Hares: Rumour Monger & Spice Girl

Location: Undambi Rotary Res, O'Reilly Rd (off Mt Glorious Rd), Samford. UBD page 106 - E/14

Time: 03rd February 2013 at 5 PM

Last Run - Words (thanks Bootee & Biggus Dickus) and Photos below:

Samford Run 6 Jan 2013, Mt Cootha

A pack of 21 hashers set out enthusiastically from the Mt Cootha Picnic Ground.  The trail wound up the road past Channel 9, where Woopa tried his best to audition for the next episode of underbelly.  The channel 9 workers, who were trying to have their ciggies in peace, nearly misinterpreted his actions as needing the rescue helicopter.  But the helicopter had just been out and needed the little cheesy biscuits and orange juices replaced, so they decided to ignore him.

Radar then hooned past in his car, just missing the pack, and was not seen again until the circle as he totally made up his own run anyway.

The rest of us took to the bush, on dirt tracks.  We all felt safer in the knowledge that Wopa, Flower and Bite & Suck had been watching their kung-foo movies and were ready at a moment’s notice to fight off any assassins with their metal poles.

The track steadily took us downhill – raising our anticipation as we all suspected that what goes down must come up.  (Certainly my cat lives by that rule anyway).  

At the bottom of the hill Biggus was eyeing off a dilapidated cubby house which he thought was clearly a renovators delight.  Fourex and Schnapps politely agreed, just proving what good friends they are.  

ON ON to the drink stop via mixed use trails which were popular with the local hells angels pedal bikies, requiring us to get out of the way on several occasions.

At the bottom of the hill, Softdrinks and a bag of lollies made sure we had energy for the trek back up.  And up.  And up.

Bootee, naturally falling behind on all up stretches, was privileged to witness the power of the local cicadas, which put on a convincing simulation of a sound intensity burglar alarm which could bring tears to a grown mans eyes (according to Biggus).  Personally I was rather worried about being publicly pissed on.

Finally Lilo turned up for a flying visit – considerately flushing out the local coppers and taking one for the team, so the rest of us didn’t also get done for speeding on the way back down.  Onya girl!

Down Downs:

• The hares:  VD and Bite & Suck 

• Visitors:  Shitler (Hong Kong Hash), Lilo, Tasty Tail, John (who came with Tasty Tail), Midstrength and Accomplice. 

• Bootee for dragging the chain and coming last.

• The overachievers with mountain trekking poles (Wopa, Flower & Bite & Suck)

• The Hash “Beer” family:  Fourex, Crown Lager, Tooheys New and Mid Strength.

• Wopa charged VD for something about his foreskin, but personally it sounded like too much information to me – let the boys keep that to themselves I say.

Biggus wore a GPS tracker on the run, so you can all see the following picture (which didn't load) of exactly where we went.  How he managed not to get an overachievers down down I don’t know, perhaps there are some benefits of being the GM.

SH3 marks the spot to be

The Hares, Verbal's & Bite & Suck brief the assembled Hounds on the gradients to be expected, Grouse Sheila laughs off the challenge.

The Circle

New Guests Accomplice, Shitler, LiLo, Tasty Tail & John - welcomed by Biggus

The 'Beer' family cheers a sample of home--brew

Christmas & Red Dress Run

NEXT RUN: Sunday 06th January 2013

Hares: Verbal Diarrhoea & Bite and Suck

Location: Gold Mine Picnic Area (near Channel 9) on Sir Samuel Griffith Drive, Mt Coot-Tha - UBD Page 157 - P/13

The Christmas Crossing - it was really down down

Skiddy administered the Down Downs for Flower, Biggus Dickus & Bootee

Sir Pissalot

Samford Inc's Flash of Red

Shock & Horror