Please email samfordhhh@yahoo.com if you would like to attend as a guest to assist with catering, as it is compulsory that you be well fed!! The ON ON this week will be under shelter in the parkland adjacent to the parking area. Hares will be Mango King & Hot Lips.
Last weeks run held on Sunday July 26 at Bowman Park Bardon was led (some flatlenders thought) by Sherpa Tensing Norgay in the ascent of Mount Everest, contrary to the unspeakable lies from the Hares that it was all to be on flat ground, and that the only hills were holographic aminations produced by the latest Hasher technology. But it was actually a different Sherpa and a lesser mountain!
Twenty two keen Hashers (and a dog on a lead) completed the course marked by the Hares Skidmark and Sherpa, through the leafy streets and parks of Bardon and then up, up Mt Everest. Skillful setting of the trail with numerous checks and false trails, in the best traditions of real HHH, slowed down the FRB's for a while, until altitude sickness began to take its toll on the flatlanders, and those who haven't done enough Hashing recently to keep up to speed.
A drinks stop at a check on the peak (not actually Everest where the TV towers are, but a lesser holographically produced little hill, K2 I think it was) thoughtfully provided by the Hares, who had earlier hauled it all up in backpacks, revived most of the pack before the descent.
A few SCB's were seen on several parts of the trail, which all know is OK, (but only if it is not detected), and although allowed to go unpunished at present, full details were recorded in our comprehensive database, and might form the basis of Hash Crimes on summons, - when the weather is warmer and more conducive to the dispensation of delayed liquid justice.
Then followed the ON ON with jokes and drinks all round, before a delicious tender steak and sausage BBQ served with coleslaw salad and rolls. Then cookies "with blocks of chocolate inside", one Hasher remarked.
Visitors were informed that it is a HASH CRIME to go away from a SHHH.Inc. Hash hungry, so they all supped splendidly until all were replete, to put it in genteel terms, so as not to offend any persons of unusually delicate sensibilities.
It was a very good turn out seeing this was only our third Hash run since SHHH.Inc was started. We were delighted to have all our visitors and hope that some will come again soon and may wish to join our growing band of real Hashers.
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