Next Run 04th Dec 2011 - Your Hares: Verbal Diarrhoea & Bite and Suck
Location: Carina - address will be e-mailed out later. Start Time: 5 pm
Run Report: 6/11/11 - Cuntry boy hits town
It was the turn of our Grandmaster, Cuntry Member, to lay trail on Sunday November 6, and he didn’t disappoint. In just a few months, he has morphed from a steady plodder into a very athletic FRB, blazing his way around Brisbane like a scalded cat.
We arrived at the run venue expecting to find Cuntry champing at the bit, as usual, but he was nowhere to be seen. Had he finally disappeared up his own backdraught, we wondered? It turned out he was still marking trail, so it was left to Whippet to lead us into the wilds of Nundah.
At times, we seemed to be going in circles, but it was actually a well-crafted run with plenty of twists and turns, eventually emerging smack bang in the ‘dead centre’ of town. Respectfully weaving our way through the historic headstones at Nundah Cemetery was an interesting experience. We had time to view the glowing epitaphs of yesteryear, in contrast to some more modern parting words that spring to mind (e.g. Spike Milligan’s “I told you I was sick” or that other graveyard “dig” at a not-so- dearly departed: “Under this sod, lies another”)
Gerbils was clearly moved by the experience. Back at the circle, she informed us that some 30 Japanese soldiers were buried in the park we were standing in. This turned out to be total BS (she’d misread a nearby memorial), and she was rightly given a down-down for telling us huge porkies! Down-downs were also given to the hare and to virgin runner, Joanne, from Colombia. Cuntry was then hauled back into the circle for confusing Colombia with Peru (don’t ever get him to book flights for you!)
Rumourmonger and Spice Girl presented Cuntry’s “member” with a tasteful souvenir from the recent Mekong Indo-China Hash in Laos. We can’t vouch for Lao product quality control, so hopefully we won’t be seeing strawberry-flavoured offspring trotting behind Cuntry in a few years’ time!
On On!
Rumourmonger
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| Cuntry receives his tasteful souvenir |
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| Another SH3 Virgin - Joanne |
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| Gerbils has a Down Down for the Japs that went missing |
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